ARIZONA IMMIGRATION
> It explains things better than all the baloney you hear on TV.
>
> Her point:
>
> Recently large demonstrations have taken place across the country
> protesting the fact that ARIZONA is finally addressing the issue of
> illegal
> immigration.
>
> Certain people are angry that the US might protect its own borders, might
> make it harder to sneak into this country and, once here, to stay
> indefinitely.
>
> Let me see if I correctly understand the thinking behind these protests.
> Let's say I break into your house.
> Let's say that when you discover me in your house, you insist that I
> leave.
>
> But I say, 'No! I like it here. It's better than my house. I've made all
> the
> beds and washed the dishes and did the laundry and swept the floors. I've
> done all the things you don't like to do. I'm hard-working and honest
> (except for when I broke into your house).
>
> According to the protesters:
>
> You are Required to let me stay in your house You are Required to feed me
> You are Required to add me to your family's insurance plan You are
> Required
> to Educate my kids You are Required to Provide other benefits to me & to
> my
> family
>
> My husband will do all of your yard work because he is also hard-working
> and
> honest. (except for that breaking in part).
>
> If you try to call the police or force me out, I will call my friends who
> will picket your house carrying signs that proclaim my RIGHT to be there.
>
> It's only fair, after all, because you have a nicer house than I do, and
> I'm
> just trying to better myself. I'm a hard-working and honest, person,
> except
> for well, you know, I did break into your house And what a deal it is for
> me!!!
>
> I live in your house, contributing only a fraction of the cost of my keep,
> and there is nothing you can do about it without being accused of cold,
> uncaring, selfish, prejudiced, and bigoted behavior.
>
> Oh yeah, and I DEMAND that you learn MY LANGUAGE!!!
> so that you can communicate with me.